Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t by Messie Condo (Hardcover)

Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life—perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who’d rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.

Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you’ll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection—this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.